whatthebec:

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Currently screening box of moonlight. Get on in here.

Can’t sleep. Watching 80’s Japanese Spiderman.

Why does he have a giant transforming robot?
Why is it a tiger?

This is an actual thing.

Just got back home from picking up Job applications again.
Also blew $50 on Blackjack.

I clearly have my priorities straight

cisanime:

it’s all fun and games until hot topic puts it on a shirt

(Source: mossdeepcity)

Welp, Just gonna listen to pablo honey again. Might go over to the casino tonight. I’m always luckier when I feel like shit.

Chris messes with optus

Thank you for choosing Optus. An Optus Online Sales Rep will be with you shortly.

You are now chatting with Sam. Please note that all chats will be recorded and monitored for training purposes with the option for you to request a copy of the transcript at the end of the chat. How can I help you?

Sam: Hi my name is Sam, can I help you with your Sales Enquiry?

You: I’m looking for a good place to hide a body. Any ideas Sam?

You: Sam?

You: Are you there?

Sam: Hi.

You: Could optus do me a deal on that?

Sam: I’m sorry, I can help you with the phones and plans which are available with Optus.

You: I’d like to know about the plans.

Sam: Which phone and plan are you looking to go for?

You: Well, I figure I’d like a phone large enough with a removable battery. So I could hide a human finger in there.

You: But I digress.

You: I’m looking for what ever plan would be best for calling the prime minister of Britain.

Sam: Sorry, we do not have such phone with us.

You: What do you have in the way of samgung?

You: *samsung*

Sam: We do have the best deal for Samsung galaxy SII with $35 plan.

You: Well, would you care to inform me of the bestness of this best deal?

You: I only take the deals with the most best crammed into them.

You: Does it come with crabcake?

You: I could go for some crabcakes.

Sam: Sorry, you can get phone with a plan.

You: could I also get a shovel?

You: Digging holes with your hands is rather tiresome.

You: and time consuming.

Sam: Do you have any query about Optus phones and plans?

You: How waterproof is the Samsung galaxy SII?

Sam: It not a water proof phone.

You: so if I were to say, accidently drop the phone into a bathtub full of water, someone inside would get a nasty shock?

Sam: The phone will get switsched off and you need to service it.

Sam: *switched

You: What if I accidently dropped say, 200 o them in?

You: also, how much would 200 Samsung Galaxy SII’s weigh?

Sam: Not sure about that.

You: ok.

You: How much does one weigh?

Sam: Each Samsung Galaxy weighs 116g.

You: right. Then you know how many 200 weigh.

You: You, sir, are a charlatan and a fraud

You: I bid you good day, sire.